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the avengers surpassed the dark knight as the third highest grossing film in the history of cinema - after titanic and avatar.

This mega-blockbuster just keeps breaking box office records worldwide. Disney announced this morning that Marvel’s The Avengers became the third highest grossing film yesterday domestically passing The Dark Knight ($533M), and the third highest grossing film globally passing Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 ($1,328M). But these records are not adjusted for higher ticket prices, inflation, or 3D premiums. The Avengers‘ estimated cumulative performance to date as of Friday is international $793.2M and domestic $538.1M for a worldwide cume of $1,331.3M. It currently stands as the #5 film of all-time internationally (#4 is Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides with $803M). Domestically, it crossed $500M in just 23 days, setting a new speed record overtaking Avatar which took 32 days.

ashton kutcher is playing steve jobs in a movie!?

HAHAHA. good one! april foo-


you’re serious?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore wallpaper

1. Baby for Sale
2. A Decent Proposal
3. Fatal Desire
4. Fatal Trust
5. Fatal Musk
6. Invisible Child
7. Imaginary Playmate
8. Making Mr. Right
9. Murder in the Hamptons
10. Murder at My Door

11. Murder Here
12. Murder There
13. Murder, Murder, Everywhere 
14. My Nanny’s Secret
15. My Family’s Secret
16. My Secret Family
17. Secrets of the Summer House
18. Secrets in the Walls
19. Secretes in the Sheets
20. Wall of Secrets
21. The Stranger I Married
22. Stranger in Town
23. Stranger in My Bed
24. Stranger with My Face
25. Stranger Wearing Lace
26. Tell Me No Secrets
27. Tell Me No Lies
28. I Do (But I Don’t)
29. Hush Little Baby
30. Don’t You Cry

Fake (as of publication): 5, 11, 12, 13, 16, 19, 25, 30

YouTuber “hatinhand” spent over a month uploading and editing clips from 166 movies that were released in 2011 to make the supercut above, which is pretty great — downright mesmerizing, in fact. Not included: Jack and Jill and Abduction, because “hatinhand” is a person of considerable taste who refuses to reward the making of such cinematic abortions with any form of acknowledgement.

Also not included:

- Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked, Mars Needs Moms, Mr. Popper’s Penguins, Bucky Larson, Atlas Shrugged: Part I, and I Don’t Know How She Does It, for similar reasons.
- Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, Glee: The 3D Concert Movie, and The Human Centipede 2, because I edited this in a public place and people would’ve looked at me funny.
- No Strings Attached, because the video had this weird green line at the bottom and I didn’t care for it.
- Win Win, The Sitter, and The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, because I found nothing visually striking in their trailers.
- Arthur Christmas, Jumping the Broom, Something Borrowed, and Gnomeo and Juliet, because I was struck by an incredible apathy towards all of them.

All told it makes for a highly watchable 7 minutes with a pretty good ending. Enjoy.

even the PROMO terrifies me.