go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
Jack White apologizes for comments about Meg White, The Black Keys, Amy Winehouse, Lana Del Ray, Adele, Outkast, Bruno Mars, Stevie Wonder, the World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die, Coachella, traffic, headaches, Border Control, the movie 2012, bug bites, towels, my dad, your dad, those god damn kids that are always yelling outside my apartment, the time he called out “sick” from work, toothbrushes, his hair, all twelve of his side project bands, post-it notes, the Economy, “art”, solar panels, and more.